Sunday, August 24, 2008

This is the grossest/most depressing thing I have seen in a while!


Ewwwww! Slim Shots Appetite Controller. That is sick in so many ways. Look at that woman's face in the picture. She looks like she is dying inside. She is probably thinking about how her modeling career has hit a new low, and I would agree! Slim Shots?!?! I tried to look up the ingredients of this tasty appetite suppressant online, and all I got was: oat oil, palm oil, artificial vanilla flavoring, and aspartame. Gross. I have an idea for a diet snack! How about an apple?!?! It would actually probably be healthier just to encourage woman to take laxatives, and just shit out all the jalapeno poppers they had for dinner! Honestly, haven't people caught on yet that exercise really does work? How about fruits and vegetables? Slim Shots are the type of things that send people into deep, dark, downward spirals of despair. Just looking at one of those little shooters makes me want to shoot myself or binge on ice cream; one or the other. 

3 comments:

Hanni said...

hexa depo!

jenny! said...

The thing i find most upsetting about these is that they are designed to look like creamers, something you would never (unless you're....me) drink straight up but always want to! So weird.....

Hanni said...

like you and your mustard packets